Alright, let’s gab a bit about this Napheesa Collier gal and how much money she’s got. Folks are callin’ it her “net worth,” sounds fancy, huh? I just call it how much stuff she owns, you know, money and such.

So, I heard tell she’s got a pile of cash, somethin’ like three million dollars. That’s a whole lotta corn, let me tell ya! Some other folks say it’s closer to one and a half million, but who’s countin’, right? Either way, that girl’s doin’ alright for herself. She plays that basketball game, you know, the one with the tall girls and the orange ball. Apparently, she’s real good at it.
This girl, Napheesa, she plays for a team called the Lynx. Sounds like a wildcat, don’t it? They pay her a good chunk of change, I reckon. I heard she just signed a big contract a while back, somethin’ over five hundred thousand dollars for three years. That’s more money than most folks around here see in a lifetime! And it’s gonna go up even more next year, they say she’ll be makin’ over two hundred thousand dollars just in one year. Land sakes, that’s enough to buy a whole farm!
- She plays basketball real good.
- They pay her lots of money.
- She got a big contract.
But it ain’t just the basketball money, you see. This Napheesa, she’s smart. She goes and makes deals with them big companies, the ones that sell shoes and clothes and such. They give her money just to wear their stuff, can you believe it? It’s like gettin’ paid to put on your britches in the mornin’! I tell ya, these young folks are clever.
And she’s not just sittin’ on her money, neither. I heard she got herself a husband and a little baby girl. That takes money, you know, raisin’ a young’un. Diapers ain’t cheap, and neither is baby food. But I reckon she can afford it, what with all that basketball money and them fancy deals.
This girl’s been playin’ ball for a spell now, maybe six years or so. And they say she’s one of the best, a real “elite” player, they call it. She even won some medals, gold ones, at somethin’ called the Olympics. I seen that on the TV once, all them folks runnin’ and jumpin’ and whatnot. Seems like a lot of work, but if it pays that kinda money, maybe it’s worth it.
Napheesa Collier, that’s her name, remember it. She’s a go-getter, that one. Workin’ hard, playin’ ball, and makin’ that money. She’s got more gold medals than I got chickens, and that’s sayin’ somethin’! And the best part is, she had a baby and went right back to playin’ ball, just a few weeks later. Now that’s a tough woman, I tell ya. Reminds me of my old Bessie, that cow could birth a calf and be back in the pasture before sundown.

So, yeah, this Napheesa girl, she’s doin’ just fine. Whether it’s one million or three million, she’s got more money than most of us will ever see. And good for her, I say. She earned it, playin’ that basketball game and makin’ them smart deals. Just goes to show ya, hard work pays off, even if it means runnin’ around after an orange ball all day.
Anyways, that’s the gist of it. This Napheesa Collier, she’s rich, plays basketball real good, and got a family. What more could a person want? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens.
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