Alright, alright, let’s talk about them soccer fellas, the ones all the young girls are gaga over. You know, the real handsome ones. Folks keep askin’ me, “Who’s the hottest?” Well, I ain’t no expert, but I got eyes, don’t I? I see them fellas runnin’ around on that there TV, and some of ’em, well, they catch your eye, you know what I mean?
So, here’s my list, kinda like a top 10, but don’t hold me to it. It’s just my opinion, and you know what they say about opinions, everybody’s got one, just like belly buttons. This ain’t in no particular order, mind you, just as they come to my old noggin.
1. That Sancho fella: He’s a looker, that’s for sure. Plays for, uh, what’s that team? Man-chest-er somethin’? He’s on loan now, they say. Over in Germany, playin’ for that Bor-oo-sha team. Anyways, he’s got them pretty boy looks, all the girls like ’em.
2. Then there’s that Giroud fella: He’s French, you know. French fellas always got somethin’ special, ain’t they? He’s got a wife though, so hands off, girls! But he’s still a handsome one, gotta give him that. Folks say he don’t get enough credit for his playin’, but he sure gets credit for his looks, at least from me.
- He’s real tall, like a beanpole, but a handsome beanpole, you know?
- And he’s got that, what do you call it, charisma? Yeah, that’s it. He’s got charm, that one.
3. And who can forget that Beckham boy? Oh, he’s older now, but he was somethin’ else back in the day. Still is, if you ask me. He’s like a fine wine, gets better with age. He’s probably the most famous one, even my old friends back in the village know him. He used to play for, uh, well, lots of teams, I think. He’s a real looker, that one. Always was, always will be.
4. Now, let’s talk about the ladies. There’s this Alisha Lehmann girl. She’s a soccer player too, you know. Women can play too, and they can be pretty darn good at it, and good lookin’ too. This Lehmann girl, she’s a real firecracker. Young and full of energy. Born in January, I heard.
5. There’s another one, plays for, shoot, I can’t remember the team. But he’s got that dark hair and those dreamy eyes. The young girls go crazy for him. He’s got a smile that could melt butter, you know? Real charmer, that one. Always see him in them magazines at the grocery store. He must be somethin’ special.
6. And then there’s the one with the tattoos. Arms all covered in ‘em. Some folks don’t like that, but I think it looks kinda tough, you know? Like he’s been through some things. He’s got a strong jawline too, real manly. He plays hard, that’s for sure. You can see it in his eyes. He ain’t afraid of nothin’.
7. Let’s not forget that curly-haired fella. He’s got hair like a sheepdog, but in a good way, you know? It’s all bouncy and full of life. He’s got a playful personality too, always smilin’ and jokin’ around. That kinda thing goes a long way, I tell ya. Being happy and friendly, that’s important.
8. Then there’s the quiet one. He don’t say much, but he don’t need to. His looks speak for themselves. He’s got that mysterious vibe, you know? Like he’s got secrets. Girls love that kinda thing. He’s got intense eyes, like he’s lookin’ right through you. It’s a bit unnervin’, but in a good way, you know?
9. And there’s this other fella, real fast runner. Like a cheetah on the field. He’s got muscles on top of muscles. All the boys wanna be him, and all the girls wanna be with him. He’s got that athletic build, you know? Broad shoulders, narrow waist. He looks like he could run all day and not even break a sweat.
10. Last but not least, there’s the one with the baby face. He looks so young, you almost wanna pinch his cheeks. But don’t let that fool ya, he’s tough as nails on the field. He’s got that innocent charm, you know? Makes you wanna protect him. But I bet he can take care of himself just fine.
So, there you have it, my top 10 hottest soccer players. Like I said, it ain’t official or nothin’, just my two cents. But one thing’s for sure, there’s a lot of good-lookin’ fellas and girls playin’ that there soccer game. And that’s somethin’ we can all agree on, ain’t it?
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