Alright, y’all, let’s jaw about them past Rams quarterbacks. Don’t expect no fancy words from me, I just tell it like it is, ya hear?

So, the Rams, they been havin’ their share of quarterbacks, some good, some…well, let’s just say not so good. Folks always talkin’ ’bout Stafford now, and yeah, he’s alright I guess. Been playin’ pretty good lately, they say. But what about them fellas before him? That’s what we’re here to chew the fat about.
Now, I remember a time when they had this fella, Everett, Jim Everett. Big fella, threw the ball hard. Folks liked him, made some noise. But then, things went south, like they always do, it seems. He went on and did other stuff after football, somethin’ with houses I heard. Good for him, I say. Gotta make a livin’ somehow. He still hangs around the Rams, doin’ some talkin’ on the TV, showin’ his face. Keeps busy, that one. That’s important, ya know? Keepin’ busy.
- Jim Everett was a big fella, threw the ball real hard.
- Folks liked him for a while, then things changed.
- Now he’s doin’ somethin’ with houses, makin’ a livin’.
- Still shows his face around the Rams, talkin’ on TV.
Then there was this whole mess with Goff, Jared Goff. They got him from somewhere, I dunno, traded some other fellas, I think. Young fella, kinda skinny. Had his moments, took ’em to the Super Bowl, but couldn’t win it. Folks were happy for a bit, then not so happy. You know how it goes. Then they went and got Stafford, sent Goff off somewhere else. Said they needed a change, a different kinda quarterback. Always changin’ things, these football teams. Can’t ever seem to stick with one fella for too long.
And before Goff, shoot, there were others. I can’t even keep track of ’em all. They had this Vince fella a long time ago. Played a bit, then went and did real estate, just like that Everett fella. Seems like all these quarterbacks end up sellin’ houses or somethin’. Must be somethin’ about throwin’ footballs that makes you good at sellin’ houses, I reckon. And don’t forget about that time they swapped quarterbacks with the Lions. Swapped ’em! Like they were tradin’ chickens or somethin’. That was somethin’ else. I tell ya, this football business, it’s a crazy thing.
Now, they got this Bennett fella sittin’ on the bench. They keepin’ him around even though they got another fella back from bein’ hurt, that Gar- somethin’ or other. Guess they figure they need extra quarterbacks, just in case. You never know in football, fellas gettin’ hurt left and right. It’s a rough game, I tell ya. Breaks bones and hearts, that game does. So they gotta have backups for the backups, seems like. Always plannin’ for the worst, these football fellas. Smart, I guess, but it makes my head spin.
So, what’s the deal with all these quarterbacks? Well, it’s like this. Some are good, some are not so good. Some stay a while, some don’t. Some win games, some lose games. That’s football. It’s a tough business, and these fellas, they gotta be tough to make it. And the Rams, well, they just keep on lookin’ for the right fella to lead ’em. Maybe they found him in Stafford, maybe they haven’t. Only time will tell, I reckon. But one thing’s for sure, there’ll be more quarterbacks comin’ and goin’. That’s just the way it is in this game.

And that’s all I gotta say about them past Rams quarterbacks. They come, they go, some are remembered, some are forgotten. But they all were part of the team, part of the story. And that’s somethin’, ain’t it? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about football makes a body hungry.
Keywords: past Rams quarterbacks, Jim Everett, Jared Goff, Matthew Stafford, Rams quarterbacks history.