Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Michael Schumacher, and his cars. Heard he’s got a whole bunch of ‘em, fancy ones too. Folks say he was a big deal in racin’, like, drivin’ real fast cars in circles, or somethin’. Don’t really get it myself, but hey, if it makes him happy, good for him.
Now, they say he’s got this place, in some city called Cologne, where he keeps all these cars. Must be a big place, ‘cause from what I hear, he’s got a whole heap of ‘em. Millions of dollars worth, they say. Can you believe that? Millions! That’s more money than I’ve seen in my whole life, and then some.
- One of ‘em is a Ferrari, a real special one, they call it an FXX. Only a few of ‘em made, real rare, you know? Like findin’ a four-leaf clover, but way more expensive, I reckon. They say it’s worth a whole lotta money, like, 2.8 million somethin’. That’s just for one car! Makes my head spin, it does.
- And then he’s got that car he started racin’ with, an F1 car, they call it. Guess it’s important, ‘cause folks keep talkin’ about it. Probably ain’t comfortable though, those racin’ cars look all cramped and hard to get in and out of. My old pickup truck’s got more room, that’s for sure.
They even built a whole place for cars in that Cologne city, and they put Schumacher’s cars in there for folks to look at. Imagine that! People comin’ from all over just to gawk at his cars. Well, I guess if you got ‘em, might as well show ‘em off, right? Still seems a bit much to me, but then again, I ain’t never had that kind of money.
Heard tell he was the first sports fella to make a billion dollars. A billion! That’s a number so big, I can’t even wrap my head around it. Must’ve been good at that racin’ thing, real good. Makes you wonder what he does with all that money besides buyin’ cars, though. Probably got a fancy house, maybe even a private cook. Wouldn’t that be somethin’? Me, I’m happy with a good plate of stew and a warm bed.
So yeah, Michael Schumacher, the car collector. That’s what they say, anyways. Don’t know the man myself, never met him, but he sure does seem to like his cars. And if he’s happy, and he ain’t hurtin’ nobody, then I say good for him. He earned it, I guess, drivin’ around in them circles all them years. Still can’t figure out why you’d need so many cars, though. One’s enough for me, gets me to the store and back, that’s all I need. But hey, to each their own, right?
This whole car collection thing, it’s a bit beyond me, you know? All that money tied up in metal and wheels. But I guess that’s what rich folks do. They collect things, fancy things, things most of us can only dream about. And Schumacher, well, he collects cars. Fast ones, expensive ones, rare ones. He’s got ‘em all, it seems.
Anyways, that’s the story as I heard it. Michael Schumacher, the racin’ fella with all the cars. A real car collection, they say. A big one, a fancy one, and a mighty expensive one, too. Makes you think, doesn’t it? About all the different kinds of lives folks live, and the things they do with their time and money.
Tags: [Michael Schumacher, Car Collection, Ferrari, F1, Cologne, German, Auto Racing, Formula One]
