Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this F1 thing, the races and when them fellas talk to the press. You know, the “press conference schedule,” they call it fancy-like.
What’s this F1 stuff anyway?
Well, it’s like them fancy cars, goin’ real fast ’round and ’round. Them drivers, they like cowboys, but instead of horses, they got these speedy machines. And they race all over the world, places I ain’t never heard of, like… uh… Nevada, and some place called… Abu… Dhabi? Sounds like somethin’ you eat, don’t it?
Now, after they done racin’, or sometimes before, they gotta talk. That’s the press conference. Like when the preacher talks after church, but these fellas ain’t talkin’ ’bout the good Lord, they talkin’ ’bout racin’. Who was fast, who was slow, who almost crashed into the wall. That kinda stuff.
When do they talk? The schedule, you know.
That’s the tricky part. It ain’t always the same. They change it up like the weather. Sometimes they talk on Friday, sometimes Saturday, sometimes after the big race on Sunday. It depends, I reckon. Them fellas at the FIA, whoever they are, they decide.
Like this past week, they had that race, the British Grand Prix, in a place called Silverstone. Sky Sports, they showed it on TV. Said them drivers were complainin’ ’bout bein’ too busy on Fridays, so maybe they moved the talkin’ to another day. See? It changes.
And then there’s Abu Dhabi. Heard tell they had a race there too. They even said somethin’ about when they gonna start that qualifyin’ thing – at 2:00pm GMT. Whatever that means. Sounded important though, ’cause they said it loud and clear. And after that qual-i-fyin’, they probably talked some more.
- Fast Drivers Talk First: Them fellas that win, they always gotta talk. The top three, they call ’em. And sometimes, the first three that finish the race, they gotta talk too. Makes sense, I guess. People wanna hear from the winners.
- Sometimes Before, Sometimes After: Like I said, it ain’t always the same. Sometimes they talk before the race, tellin’ everyone how fast they gonna go. Sometimes they talk after, explainin’ why they won or why they lost.
Who are these drivers anyway?
Heard some names on the TV. Max Verstappen, that’s one. Sounds like a fella who eats his vegetables, strong name. And Lewis Hamilton. He’s been around a while, I reckon. A real veteran, like old Bessie the cow, always reliable.
Now, if you wanna know the exact schedule, you gotta look it up. I ain’t got no fancy computer to tell ya the minute-by-minute. But I can tell ya this: if you wanna hear from them drivers, pay attention to when the races are. They usually talk around that time. And if they win, they definitely gonna talk. Can’t miss ’em then.
So there you have it. The F1 press conference schedule, explained simple as pie. It ain’t rocket science, just gotta know when to listen. And remember, them drivers are just fellas, talkin’ ’bout racin’. Nothin’ more, nothin’ less.
One more thing
I hear they’re gonna be racin’ all over for the world championship in 2024. That’s a lot of racin’ and a lot of talkin’, I tell ya. Keep your ears open, and you might just catch somethin’ interestin’. Or just watch them cars go fast, that’s fun too.
And don’t forget, them fellas at Sky Sports and the FIA, they the ones who know the real schedule. So if you really need to know, go ask them. Me, I’m just tellin’ you what I heard tell.
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