Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout these soccer players, the ones they say are the prettiest. Don’t know much about soccer myself, but I know a pretty face when I see one, just like I know a good tomato from a bad one. So, here’s the lowdown on these good-lookin’ gals, or so they tell me.
First off, there’s this Alisha Lehmann girl. Born in January, they say. Don’t know what year, doesn’t matter much, does it? Folks say she’s a looker, and I guess they ain’t wrong. Pretty hair, nice smile, the whole shebang. They put her on all sorts of lists, sayin’ she’s one of the top hotties. Good for her, I say. Keeps her busy, I reckon.
Then there’s Alex Morgan. Plays for somethin’ called San Diego Wave FC. Fancy name, ain’t it? Her full name’s a mouthful – Alexandra Morgan Carrasco, or somethin’ like that. Born on the 2nd, they say. Again, no year, but who’s keepin’ track? Now, this one, they say she’s the hottest thing to ever kick a ball. “Beloved,” they call her. Well, I reckon she must be somethin’ special if folks are that worked up about her. They go on and on about her looks, her style, the whole package. She must be doin’ somethin’ right, that’s for sure.
Now, they got these lists, see? Top 10, Top 15, even a list with 78 of ’em! Can you believe it? 78 pretty soccer players! Must be a lot of pretty girls runnin’ around these days. They say these lists are based on looks, style, and even their “personal lives.” Don’t know what that means, and frankly, don’t care much. As long as they ain’t causin’ trouble, I say let ’em be.
- They talk about “chiseled abs” and “charming smiles.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d read in a dime store novel, if you ask me. But I guess that’s what folks are lookin’ for these days.
- And it ain’t just the looks, they say. These girls are talented too. They play for different countries and leagues, whatever that means. Sounds important, though.
- And it ain’t just the big names either. Seems like every soccer team, even these “Premier League” teams, got their own women’s club now. More pretty faces, I guess. Good for them.
They even got folks votin’ on who’s the prettiest. Can you imagine? Votin’ on who’s the prettiest! What will they think of next? But I guess that’s how it is these days. Everyone wants to have their say, even about who’s good-lookin’ and who ain’t.
So, there you have it. The prettiest soccer players, or so they say. They got their names and their birthdays, and a whole lotta folks talkin’ about ’em. Don’t know much about the soccer part, but I reckon they must be doin’ alright if they’re gettin’ this much attention. Good for them, I say. Keeps ’em outta trouble, and gives folks somethin’ to talk about.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go tend to my tomatoes. At least I know they’re good-lookin’ when they’re ripe and red, no votin’ necessary.
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