Alright, alright, let’s talk about these basketball boys, the ones they call the cutest in the NBA. You know, the ones that make the young girls giggle and the old ladies like me say, “Oh, he’s a handsome fella.” Don’t get me wrong, I don’t watch much basketball, too busy with my chickens and whatnot, but I hear things, you know? People talk.
First off, they say this Stephen Curry fella is somethin’ special. Plays for the Golden State Warriors, I think. Folks keep jabberin’ on ’bout how much money he makes, somethin’ like 55 million dollars! Can you believe that? That’s enough to buy a whole lotta chicken feed, I tell ya. And they say he’s cute too, with that baby face and all. Don’t know ’bout that, but he must be doin’ somethin’ right if he’s makin’ all that dough. They say he is a point guard, whatever that means. Just throws the ball, I reckon.
Then there’s this Chris Paul guy. Plays for the Houston Rockets, or so they tell me. Another one of these point guards. They say he’s short, only six feet tall. That ain’t so tall, is it? My grandson is taller than that and he ain’t even done growin’ yet. But they say he’s quick and shifty, like a fox in the henhouse. And cute, I guess. Got a nice smile, maybe? I ain’t seen it myself, mind you. I did see a picture once when my grandson was lookin’ at somethin’ on that phone of his. He looked alright, I guess. For a basketball player.
Now, I hear tell there’s a big fella named Nikola Jokic. Plays for… uh… some team with horses in their name, I think. Denver Nuggets, that’s it! They say he’s one of the best, but I don’t know nothin’ ’bout that. They also say he ain’t exactly what you’d call cute. He’s a big ol’ fella, like a bear, strong as an ox, I bet. Probably eats a whole chicken for breakfast. But he must be good at this basketball thing if they’re talkin’ about him. He ain’t one of the “cutest” but my grandson says he’s really good.
- Anyways, there’s lots of these fellas. They all runnin’ around, throwin’ the ball, tryin’ to get it in that hoop. It’s a lot of fuss if you ask me.
- My grandson tries to tell me all the rules, but I just can’t keep up. It’s all too fast and complicated for an old lady like me.
- But I can tell you this, these basketball players, cute or not, they work hard. You can see it in their faces, all sweaty and determined. And they make a lot of money, that’s for sure.
So, who is the cutest? Well, I reckon that’s up to you to decide. Like I said, I ain’t no expert on cute basketball players. I’m just an old woman who knows a thing or two about hard work and chickens. But if you ask me, cute is as cute does. If they’re good boys, respectful and kind, then that’s cute enough for me. And if they can throw a ball in a hoop, well, that’s just a bonus, ain’t it?
I also heard they got rankings for these players. Like they got a list of the top 100 or somethin’. HoopsHype somethin’ or other. My grandson, he’s always lookin’ at it, tellin’ me who’s good and who ain’t. But I say, it’s all just a game. As long as they ain’t causin’ no trouble and they’re makin’ an honest livin’, then good for them. Though that much money do seem like an awful lot. More than a body needs, if you ask me.
So there you have it, my two cents on these cute NBA players. Not much, I know, but it’s all I got. Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed my chickens. They’re the only cute things I really care about. And they don’t make millions of dollars, but they give me fresh eggs, and that’s good enough for me.
In conclusion, basketball players are somethin’ else. Some cute, some not so much. But they all seem to be doin’ alright for themselves. And that’s all that matters, I reckon.
One last thing, they pay these boys too much money. And that’s that.
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