So, you wanna know about this AS Monaco FC vs Stade Brestois thing, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s a real hootenanny! These fellas, they run around kickin’ a ball, tryin’ to get it in that net thing. Lots of folks get all riled up about it.

This here Monaco, they’re fancy. Got all them rich folks watchin’ ’em. They wear them red and white shirts. Brest, well, they’re more like us, I reckon. Hard workers, those boys. They wear red too, but it ain’t the same as Monaco. You know what I mean? It is a big game.
Now, who’s gonna be playin’, that’s the big question. They call it the “lineups”. Like linin’ up for chow, but it’s for kickin’ that ball. They got fellas on the bench, waitin’ for their turn. Gotta have some rest, ya know. Can’t be runnin’ the whole time. You know these two teams have played many times.
- Monaco, they got some good kickers.
- Brest, they got some tough runners.
- Both teams wanna win, that’s for sure. Monaco vs Brest, yeah, that’s what they are sayin.
- Who will play, I don’t know.
- Maybe they will tell us later.
Some fellas get hurt, see? Can’t play if you’re hurt. Twisted ankle, pulled muscle, all that. They gotta sit out. So, the lineups change. Gotta put in someone else. They say some big names from AS Monaco will not play because of the injury. It is a big loss.
They say this game is important. Big deal, they say. Gotta win to get up in the… what’s that thing called? The standings? Yeah, the standings. Like a ladder, see? Gotta climb up. Higher you are, the better. More money, I guess. It is called France Ligue 1, I heard them say on the radio.
I seen these games on the TV. Lots of folks yellin’, cheerin’, wavin’ flags. Gets kinda crazy sometimes. But it’s fun to watch. Especially when someone scores a goal. Then everyone goes wild. Ha! Reminds me of when ol’ Bessie the cow got loose in the cornfield. Everyone runnin’ and shoutin’. Good time. This time, Monaco will play at home, so they will have more people to cheer for them. And they will win I think.
They got these fellas, they talk about the game. They say who’s good, who’s bad, who’s gonna win. They call ’em “experts”. Ha! Like they know everything. They predict the result. Like they have a magic ball. They call it Monaco vs Brest Prediction.

These AS Monaco vs Stade Brestois lineups, they’re important, they say. Gotta have the right fellas in the right place. Like plantin’ seeds, I reckon. Gotta put ’em in the right spot to grow. I heard that this game will be on Sunday. Sunday’s game, oh my!
- Gotta have a good kicker up front.
- Gotta have strong defenders in the back.
- Gotta have a fella in the middle, runnin’ all over.
- And a goalie, gotta keep that ball out of the net.
This here game, it’s gonna be a tough one. Both teams wanna win. Both got good players. But only one can win. That’s just how it is. Like a pie-eatin’ contest, only one winner. This Monaco FC vs Stade Brestois is like a big deal, like the county fair. Everyone’s talkin’ about it.
They’ll be writin’ about it in the paper, I bet. Tellin’ all about the lineups, who played good, who played bad. All that stuff. Like they do with the weather. Predictin’ rain or shine. They also put the news online. People can see it on their phones.
So, there ya have it. That’s all I know about this AS Monaco FC vs Stade Brestois lineups. It is a big game. A bunch of fellas kickin’ a ball around. But it’s more than that, I guess. It’s about… somethin’. Pride, maybe? Or maybe just somethin’ to do on a Sunday afternoon. Anyway, hope those Brest boys give ’em a good run for their money!
Well, gotta go. Chickens need feedin’. You all come back now, ya hear?