Well, well, well, look at that. They’re talkin’ ’bout that young fella, Alonso, and that Red Bull team again. Sounds like a whole lotta hubbub, if ya ask me. This old gal heard some things, ya know. Heard that Alonso, he’s been sniffin’ around that Red Bull team. Wants to drive for ’em in 2025, they say. Like a fly on a cow pie.
That Alonso, he’s a speedy one, I reckon. But Red Bull, they got that Verstappen fella. He’s like greased lightnin’ on that track. Fastest car on the track. Heard he won three times. So, I don’t know what Alonso’s thinkin’. Maybe he thinks he can do better. Maybe he wanna win again. He got to be thinkin’ that, right?
They say he was talkin’ to that Red Bull team earlier this year. Yep, right before he went and signed up with that Aston Martin team again. What’s that all about? Makes ya wonder, don’t it? One minute he’s sweet-talkin’ Red Bull, the next he’s back with Aston Martin. Is he playin’ games? I don’t know. It’s hard to know what these young fellas are thinkin’ these days.
Heard some folks sayin’ Alonso is pushin’ real hard to get on that Red Bull team. Like a pig pushin’ for the last slop in the trough. He wants that ride. He’s been doin’ good, I hear. Racin’ them cars fast. But Red Bull 2025, that’s a big deal. They got all them fans.
- That Alonso, he wants to be with the best, I guess.
- Can’t blame him, really.
- Everyone wants to be with the winners.
- Red Bull, they’re winnin’ a lot.
But that Aston Martin, they ain’t no slouches either. They got some good cars, too. Maybe not as good as Red Bull, but still. He’s got a good thing goin’ there. Why would he wanna leave? Maybe he’s just lookin’ out for himself. Gotta do what’s best for him, I reckon.
That Red Bull team, they lookin’ for someone to race with Verstappen. Heard they got rid of that Perez fella. Now they need someone new. Maybe they think Alonso’s the man for the job. He’s got experience, that’s for sure. He’s been racin’ them cars for a long time.
Now, I heard someone say that Lawson fella is gonna be drivin’ for Red Bull. He’s takin’ Perez’s place. So maybe this whole Alonso Red Bull 2025 thing is just a bunch of hot air. Maybe it ain’t gonna happen. Just folks talkin’. Ya know how it is.

This whole thing is like watchin’ chickens fight over a worm. Lots of squawkin’ and carryin’ on, but in the end, only one chicken gets the worm. We’ll just have to wait and see what happens.
- Alonso talkin’ to Red Bull.
- Alonso signin’ with Aston Martin.
- Alonso wantin’ to race for Red Bull 2025.
- Lawson takin’ Perez spot at Red Bull.
One thing’s for sure, though. That Alonso, he ain’t givin’ up. He’s gonna keep racin’ them cars as long as he can. And he wants to win. That’s what they all want, ain’t it? To be the best. To be number one. Like winnin’ the pie-eatin’ contest at the county fair. Everyone wants that blue ribbon.
So, will Alonso be drivin’ for Red Bull in 2025? I don’t know. Nobody knows for sure. But it sure is fun to talk about, ain’t it? Keeps things interestin’. Like a good soap opera. Ya just gotta tune in next time to see what happens.
They say he was good in Japan, too. Racin’ them cars real good. I don’t know. I ain’t never been to Japan. But they say he was good. That’s what matters. People are talkin’ ’bout him. That’s for sure. That Horner fella, the Red Bull boss. He even said he talked to Alonso. About the 2025 season. Before all this Aston Martin stuff. It’s all mixed up.
Guess we’ll see what happens. Maybe he’ll be a Red Bull driver. Maybe he won’t. He’s keepin’ everyone guessin’, that’s for sure. Like a fox in a henhouse.
He’s gonna keep racin’, that’s one thing. Even if it ain’t with Red Bull. He wants to race in 2025. He said somethin’ about Abu Dhabi. That’s far away. I ain’t never been there neither. But he wants to race there. Score some points. Whatever that means.

Well, there ya have it. That’s all this old gal knows about this Alonso Red Bull 2025 business. Just a whole lotta talk, if ya ask me. But ya never know. Stranger things have happened.