Alright, alright, let’s talk about these NBA fellas, the ones the youngsters are always yappin’ about. They say some of ’em are real lookers, huh? Handsome, they call it. Well, I guess I can see it, some of ’em are pretty… clean-cut. Anyways, let’s get down to business, who are these most handsome NBA players folks keep goin’ on about?
First off, there’s that LeBron fella. LeBron James, that’s it. Now, he ain’t no spring chicken anymore, been around the block a few times, but he’s still somethin’ to look at, I reckon. Strong, too. Like a bull, that one. They say he’s the oldest fella still playin’, imagine that! Still runnin’ around like a young’un. Guess that makes him a handsome old fella, huh?
Then there’s this other one… Kelly Oubre Jr., they call him. Now, that’s a mouthful. Born in some place called New Orleans, Louisiana, if you can believe it. He’s younger, a bit more… flashy, I guess. Always changin’ his hair, like a peacock. But the girls like it, so he must be doin’ somethin’ right. They say he’s one of the best-lookin’ guys in the whole darn league. Can’t say I disagree, though I prefer a man who looks like he can chop wood, you know?
- LeBron James: The old bull, still got it.
- Kelly Oubre Jr.: The flashy peacock, young and spry.
Now, how do they figure out who’s the “hottest”? That’s what them youngsters are always askin’. Beats me. Sounds like a bunch of nonsense, if you ask me. They got some fancy ways of figurin’ it out, somethin’ about “ratings” and “algorithms”. Sounds like somethin’ outta a science fiction movie. They look at how they played in the last few games, or somethin’. If they play good, they’re handsome, I guess? Makes no sense to me.
Anyways, there’s been a whole bunch of these handsome fellas over the years. I remember watchin’ some games back in the day, them old fellas, they were somethin’ else. Not all pretty boys, mind you, but they had grit. Nowadays, they got all these fancy moves and hairstyles. But I guess that’s what makes ‘em handsome to these young folks. They even got some fellas playin’ past 40! Imagine that, still chasin’ that ball around like youngsters. That Parish fella, he won a championship when he was practically an old man. Guess bein’ handsome ain’t everything, huh?
So, who are the most handsome NBA players? Well, it depends on who you ask, I reckon. Some like ’em young and flashy, some like ’em strong and steady. Me? I like a man who can work hard and treat folks right. But I guess these basketball fellas ain’t so bad to look at, either. They make a good livin’ chasin’ that ball around, that’s for sure. And if they happen to be handsome while they’re doin’ it, well, good for them, I say.
And remember, this list ain’t the be-all and end-all. There’s plenty of other handsome fellas in the NBA. These are just the ones folks keep talkin’ about. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, as they say. So, you go on and pick your own handsome NBA player, I ain’t gonna judge.
So that’s the story on these handsome fellas, as far as I can tell. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about handsome men is makin’ me hungry. And let me tell you, a good home-cooked meal is more important than any pretty face, that’s for sure.
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