Alright, alright, lemme tell ya somethin’ about these soccer fellas, the ones they call “handsome.” Folks keep jabberin’ on about ’em, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, ya know?
First off, what makes a fella handsome, anyways? Is it the way he kicks that ball? I seen some fellas kick that ball real good, but they ain’t much to look at, if ya catch my drift. And then there’s the ones who look like they just stepped outta some magazine, all slicked up and shiny. But can they play? That’s the real question, ain’t it?
Now, they got this fella, Mbappe, they say he’s the best. Fast as a jackrabbit, that one. Scores goals like nothin’. But handsome? Well, he’s a young fella, got that kinda baby face still. Handsome enough, I guess, if ya like that sort of thing.
Then there’s this Beckham fella. Now, he’s been around a while. Older than my Billy, probably. But the ladies, they still go crazy for him. He’s got that… I dunno… that “something,” ya know? Maybe it’s the way he carries himself. Maybe it’s the money. They say he’s got a pile of it. Money makes a fella handsome, that’s for sure.
- They talk about seein’ the whole field, these soccer players. Every inch of it, they say. Guess that’s important. Like lookin’ for eggs in the henhouse, gotta check every corner.
- And they gotta be quick on their feet, these fellas. Like dodgin’ a grumpy rooster in the yard.
- And strong, too. Gotta be strong to kick that ball so hard. Like choppin’ wood all day long, that kinda strong.
Now, there’s this other fella, Giroud, they call him. Plays for some team in Italy, I think. He’s… well, he’s got a face, that’s for sure. A strong face. Like he could stare down a bull and win. Is that handsome? Maybe. Some folks like that strong, silent type, ya know?
And then they got lists, these folks. Lists of the “most handsome” players. Like it’s some kinda contest. Kimmich, they say, he’s on the list. Plays in the middle of the field, they tell me. Good player, I guess. But handsome? He looks like a nice young man, that’s all I can say.
They got this other fella, too. Bolkiah, his name is. They say he’s the richest player in the world! Twenty billion dollars, they say! Twenty billion! Can ya imagine? Now, that’s handsome, right there. Money makes a fella handsome, like I said before. Makes him shine like a new penny.
And there’s a whole bunch more fellas they talk about. Ronaldo, Pique… names, names, names. Hard to keep track of ’em all. They all look kinda the same to me, these young fellas. All in shape, all runnin’ around. But I guess that’s what makes ’em handsome to some folks. The athleticism, the energy.
But lemme tell ya, handsome is as handsome does. You can be pretty as a picture, but if you ain’t got no heart, no kindness, then what good is it? Same goes for these soccer players. They can be good lookin’, but if they don’t play fair, if they don’t treat their teammates right, then they ain’t worth a hill of beans in my book.
So, next time you see these “handsome” soccer players on the TV, or in the magazines, remember what I said. Looks ain’t everything. It’s what’s inside that counts. And a good heart and a strong kick, well, that’s a pretty good combination, if ya ask me.
Anyways, that’s all I gotta say about these handsome soccer fellas. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
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