This Haas, you say, why it always at the back of the pack, huh? I tell you, I heard some things, and it ain’t pretty.
Haas Team, What’s the Big Problem?
They say this Haas car, the VF-23, it’s like a stove, always too hot! And the tires? Oh, the poor tires, they just melt away like butter on a hot summer day. Them drivers, Nico and Kevin, they start good, but then, poof, they just fall back. It is really bad for Haas. They’re like, always lose, lose, lose. It’s a real shame, you know?
- Tires go bye-bye too fast.
- Drivers can’t keep up, bless their hearts.
- The car, she’s a mess!
They Say, No Good Stuff
And you know what else? They say Haas, they don’t got them fancy machines. You know, the ones that help make the car go zoom really good? Simulator, they say. They don’t have one! So they got a fast car, but what good is fast if it just falls apart, right? They can’t fix it right. It’s like having a good horse but no saddle. What you gonna do? They need to fix it good.
I heard, that the team don’t even got enough money. And without money, how you gonna get good stuff? It’s like trying to bake a cake with no flour. Ain’t gonna work, I tell ya.
Some Talk About Old Times, Bad Things
And then, there’s some nasty talk. About some man, Haas, they say he did bad things. A long, long time ago, and it is some bad stuff, I don’t even want to repeat it. Something about young girls, not good, not good at all. Makes you wonder, you know? They say he do all sorts of bad stuff. I don’t know if it is true. But it is bad stuff to say about someone, you know.
Racing Fast at 40? Sure, Why Not?
But you know, they also say you can still go fast even when you’re old. Like that Alonso, he’s 40 and still zoomin’. So maybe it ain’t the drivers’ fault, that Nico, he’s a good one, they say. It is always the car. Car is bad, then you lose. That is how it is.
One of them drivers, he said, “The tires, they’re just gone! We slide all over, can’t keep up!” It is sad, I tell you. They try hard, but the car, she just don’t cooperate.
Haas Last Place, What a Shame!
They say Haas was the worst in 2023. The worst! And it looks like 2024, same old, same old. Poor Guenther, he had to leave. I don’t know if they have a new one. But they need someone to make it all good. And I tell you, thinking about Haas without Guenther, it’s like, I don’t know, like a field without a scarecrow. Just ain’t right.
This whole season, it’s been bad for Haas. They’re last, always last. It is the only American team, and they are last! It is like, what is going on?
Guenther Gone, What Now?
And now Guenther’s gone. Big shock, they say. Makes you wonder what’s gonna happen to Haas. Gene Haas, what’s he gonna do? It is a big mess, I tell you. They need to find someone good. Someone to make the car go fast, and not eat the tires. But they need money. Always money. Where they gonna get the money? I don’t know.
- Guenther gone, big problem.
- Haas team, last place.
- Car bad, tires bad, everything bad.
- They need money to make it good.
They need to fix it. I don’t know how, but they need to fix it. Or else, they’ll always be at the back. And nobody wants to be at the back, right? It’s a sad story, this Haas story. But maybe, just maybe, they’ll find a way. I hope so, for their sake. They work hard, those folks. They just need a little luck, and a good car. And maybe, just maybe, they need to stop all that bad stuff from happening, you know? Make it all good, like it should be.
