Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this here soccer match, the one with Monaco and Nantes. Don’t go gettin’ all fancy on me with them long names, just listen.

Monaco versus Nantes, that’s what it is. Like when the Johnson boys play the Smith boys, only with more runnin’ around and fancy footwork. They call it “lineups,” like who’s playin’ for which side. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I can tell ya who won and who didn’t.
Now, this one time, back in May, Monaco, they whupped Nantes good. Four to nothin’! Yep, 4-0, that’s what I heard. Happened on May 19