Alright, let’s gab about them football fellas, the tight ends, from back in the 2000s. You know, the ones who catch them balls and sometimes knock some heads.

The Big Names, Ya Know?
First off, gotta talk about this Tony Gonzalez fella. Everyone and their brother says he’s the best darn tight end ever. And lemme tell ya, they might just be right. This guy, he caught more balls than anyone, ran farther with ’em, and scored more touchdowns too. Sounds like a real winner to me.
- Most catches, they say. That’s a lot of catchin’!
- Most yards runnin’ with the ball after catchin’ it. My goodness!
- And the most touchdowns. That’s how you win games, ain’t it?
Then there’s this Shannon Sharpe. Now, he wasn’t catchin’ as many balls as Gonzalez, but he won three Super Bowls! Three! That’s more rings than I got fingers, ha! He must’ve been doin’ somethin’ right. Winning’s what matters, I always say. You can catch all the balls you want, but if you ain’t winnin’, what’s the point?
And don’t forget about Kellen Winslow. They say he was real good at catchin’ the ball and could do all sorts of things on the field. Versatile, they called it. Sounded like a fancy fella, that one.
Some Other Good ‘Uns
Now, there were other tight ends too, not just them big shots. Lots of ’em, black fellas and white fellas, all playin’ their hearts out. They say there ain’t as many black tight ends as there are runnin’ backs or them wide receivers, but there’s still a bunch. Good for them, I say. Football’s for everyone, long as you’re tough enough.

Folks talk about where these tight ends line up, at the end of that line of big fellas, you know? That’s their spot, waitin’ to catch the ball or block some big ol’ defensive guy.
That Gronk Fella
Now, this fella Rob Gronkowski, they called him “Gronk.” Some folks say he’s the best ever, even better than Gonzalez. Can you believe it? They say he was a real good blocker too, not just catchin’ balls. That’s important, you know, gotta protect your quarterback. A tough fella, that Gronk.
And Some From Before…
I heard tell of some older fellas too, like this Todd Christensen. Played for the Giants and then the Raiders. Raiders, that’s a tough team, I tell ya. And this other guy, Kwalick. They say for a few years, he was the best darn tight end around. Catchin’ all them balls, goin’ to the Pro Bowls and all that. Sounded like he was somethin’ special.
So, Who’s the Best?

Well, it’s hard to say who’s the absolute best. Gonzalez got all them records, Sharpe got them rings, and Gronk, well, he was just a beast. And all them other fellas, they were good too. It’s like tryin’ to pick the best apple in the whole orchard, ain’t it? They’re all pretty darn good.
But one thing’s for sure, the 2000s had some mighty fine tight ends. They could catch, they could block, and they could win. That’s what makes a good football player, I reckon. And that’s all there is to it.
So next time you’re watchin’ them football games, pay attention to them tight ends. They’re the ones doin’ the dirty work, catchin’ them balls in traffic and knockin’ heads. They’re the real deal, them tight ends.
And don’t forget, football’s a team sport. It ain’t just about one fella. It takes all of ’em, workin’ together, to win them games. That’s the truth, plain and simple.
Anyways, that’s my two cents on them tight ends from the 2000s. Just a bunch of tough fellas playin’ a tough game. And that’s all I gotta say about that.