Alright, alright, let’s talk about these football fellas, the ones they say are easy on the eyes. You know, the handsome ones. They call ‘em the best looking NFL players of 2023, or somethin’ like that. Don’t ask me what NFL stands for, some kinda fancy football league, I reckon.
First off, there’s this young fella, Saquon Barkley. Folks say his full name is Saquon Rasul Quevis Barkley. Born on the 9th of February, 1997, so he’s still a young’un. Don’t know much about him, but they say he’s a good player, and I guess he’s got a nice face, too. Folks like a good-lookin’ fella, that’s for sure.
Then there’s this Jimmy Garoppolo fella. Plays for the Las Vegas Raiders, whatever that is. They say he’s a quarterback, the one who throws the ball, I think. He’s apparently the number one looker. Easy number one, they say. Well, I guess he must be somethin’ special. I ain’t seen him myself, but if everyone’s sayin’ it, there must be somethin’ to it. He’s got that kinda face that makes the gals swoon, I hear.
- Mychal Kendricks: Now, this one’s a bit different. They say he’s a “free agent,” which I guess means he ain’t got a team right now. But he’s still on the list of good-lookin’ fellas, so I guess he’s got that goin’ for him. Don’t know much else about him, but if he’s good-lookin’, he’s good-lookin’, that’s all there is to it.
- Troy Vincent: This fella, he played a long time, 15 seasons they say. Played for all sorts of teams, Miami Dolphins, Philadelphia Eagles, and some others I can’t even pronounce. Wore the number 23, they tell me. He must be older now, but I guess he was a looker back in his day. They say he got 50 interceptions, whatever that means. He sounds like a tough fella, and tough fellas can be handsome too, in their own way.
- DJ Moore: This one plays for the Carolina Panthers. Wears the number 2, they say. He likes that number ’cause he wore it when he was a little tyke and won a championship. Cute story, I guess. He’s a wide receiver, whatever that means, catches the ball, I suppose. Young and energetic, those are always good qualities, make a fella look good, I reckon.
And then there’s this Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah. Now that’s a mouthful, ain’t it? They say he’s the “Most Stylish NFL Player.” Stylish, huh? I guess that means he dresses nice. Well, clothes don’t make the man, but they sure can help, that’s for sure. If he’s got the looks and the style, then I guess he deserves to be on the list.
So, there ya have it, some of these best lookin’ NFL players. I don’t know much about football, but I know a handsome fella when I see one, or when I hear about one, I guess. These fellas, they got the looks and the charm, or so they say. Makes the game a little more interestin’, I reckon, even for an old gal like me. It’s always fun to see who folks are talkin’ about, who they think is the best lookin’ and all that. It’s just a bit of fun, nothin’ serious. But it does get people talkin’, and that’s what matters, I suppose. So, good on these fellas for bein’ good at football and for bein’ easy on the eyes. They’re doin’ somethin’ right, that’s for sure.
In conclusion, these are just some of the names floating around when people talk about good-looking football players in 2023. There are probably plenty more, but these are the ones I’ve heard about. Whether they’re the best or not, well, that’s up to each person to decide. But they’re definitely worth a mention, I reckon. And who knows, maybe next year there’ll be a whole new batch of handsome fellas to talk about. That’s the way it goes, always somethin’ new.
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