Alright, alright, let’s talk about these football fellas, the ones they call quarterbacks. Them sporty boys, always throwing the ball around. Heard some folks talking about who’s the best lookin’, the “sexy” ones, they say. Don’t know much about that “sexy” stuff, but I can tell ya who looks alright, I guess.

Now, they got this list, see? People magazine, they made it. Talking about the sexiest quarterbacks in the NFL. NFL, that’s the football league, them fellas running around on TV. Twelve of ’em on the list, they say. Twelve! That’s a whole lotta handsome, ain’t it?
- First off, they talk about Joe Burrow. He’s got that… what do they call it? “Frosted tips” hair. Sounds like a dang cake, don’t it? But he’s a good-looking fella, I reckon. Folks seem to like him a lot.
- Then there’s this Jalen Hurts fella. Got himself a little beard, they call it a “goatee.” Makes him look tough, I guess. Tough and handsome, that’s what some folks like.
- And Justin Herbert, with his long, light-colored hair. Flowin’ in the wind, they say. Like a horse’s mane, almost. Pretty boy, that one.
- Derek Carr, he’s got them blue eyes. Sharp, they are. Like lookin’ into a clear sky. Some folks go crazy for them blue eyes, you know.
They say they look at how handsome they are, their “physical attractiveness,” they call it. And their “style,” too. Style, huh? Like how they dress, I guess. Some of ’em wear them fancy suits, lookin’ all spiffy. Others just wear regular clothes, but they still look alright.
It ain’t just about looks, though, is it? These fellas gotta be good at throwin’ that ball, too. Gotta be strong and smart. Can’t just be a pretty face, gotta have some brains in that head. That’s what makes a good quarterback, I reckon. But I guess being handsome don’t hurt none, right?
They got this Josh Allen fella on the list too. Don’t know much about him, but he must be somethin’ if he’s on there with all them other pretty boys. This whole “sexy” thing, it’s kinda silly, ain’t it? But folks like to talk about it, I guess. Who’s the sexiest quarterback? Well, that’s up to you, ain’t it? Everybody’s got their own idea of what’s handsome and what’s not.
Me, I just like to see a good game. Don’t much care if the fellas are “sexy” or not. But if they happen to be good-lookin’ too, well, that’s just a bonus, I guess. Them quarterbacks, they’re somethin’ special, that’s for sure. Runnin’ around, throwin’ that ball, leadin’ their teams. It’s a tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it. And if they can look good doin’ it, well, more power to ’em, I say.
So, next time you’re watchin’ that football game, take a look at them quarterbacks. See if you agree with that People magazine list. See if you think they’re “sexy” or not. It don’t really matter, though, does it? What matters is if they can win the game. But hey, a little eye candy never hurt nobody, right?

And let me tell you, this whole “sexiest” thing, it changes all the time. One year it’s this fella, the next year it’s somebody else. It’s like them fashion magazines, always changin’ their minds about what’s “in” and what’s “out.” Can’t keep up with it, I tell ya. But one thing’s for sure, these quarterbacks, they’ll always be somethin’ to talk about. Whether it’s their looks, their skills, or their “sexy” appeal, they’ll always be in the spotlight. And that’s just the way it is.
NFL quarterbacks are more than just athletes; they’re public figures, and their appearance is part of the package. It’s not just about throwing touchdowns; it’s about charisma, leadership, and yes, sometimes, even about being considered “sexy.” This whole “sexy” thing adds another layer to the already complex world of professional sports. It’s not just about the game anymore; it’s about the entire package.
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